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16 February 2006 @ 11:43 am
LJ Is a Weirdo. And Summer Sausage.  
I kept getting e-mails from LJ telling me my extra userpics were going to expire. Today I got notice that they expired. The problem: I have a permenant account, which comes with 100 userpics automatically and you can't buy more, even if you go down to 50. LJ assures me that this was a mistake, so I am back up to 100 pics. That's good.

So I finally came to the conclusion that it's time to give up meat. Not for any moral, ethical, or even financial reasons. I just can't digest it. It makes me really sick, and right now I can't afford to be sick. So as a last hurrah, I bought a summer sausage. I don't know why. It's just a little one, because they're so damn expensive.

I was told that if you hit people with a summer sausage, it doesn't leave marks. *Rubs bruise* They lie.
the Anything Muppetxerne on February 16th, 2006 08:57 am (UTC)
... Only you would test that.
...stuff and things.: convention stuffdeuceloosely on February 16th, 2006 10:16 am (UTC)
They have hyOOOOOge ones at WalMart. *gets an idea* Is there any anime / manga character who beats people up with giant sausages? You could sell aura readings and contracted walk-by sausagings at Tekko! I'll be your lieutenant... ;)
A Guy Named Goo: Mark and Benny IM by dramaturgyaguynamedgoo on February 16th, 2006 10:21 am (UTC)
I am sure there are enough weird-ass anime out there (FLCL and Excel Saga come to mind) where being hit by a sausage wouldn't be out of place. I have seen the huge-ass Wal-Mart sausages. They look like something a woman would be bringing home for a long night alone.
...stuff and things.: Dancing Domo!deuceloosely on February 16th, 2006 12:10 pm (UTC)

EWW! The visual of that scenario just...AGH! ;)

Hmmm...perhaps Little Slugger (Paranoia Agent) with a Polish sausage...yanno, since the bat is bent? I'll think on this a bit more...