Teacher: Raise your hand if you can think you can handle intersections.
Class: *Raises hands*
Teacher: How many of you think you can handle parallel parking?
Class: *Half raises hands*
Teacher: How many of you think you can handle a drive-by shooting?
Class: *Few people raise their hands*
Teacher: Okay, that's good. You usually cover that around your eighth hour of driving and it's on the test. Just remember: gun in the glove box and you get extra points if you have your own target pre-selected.
