| × I have broken someone's bones.
|| × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
|| × I hate the rain.
|✓ I'm paranoid at times.
||✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
||✓ I need/want money right now.
|✓ I love sushi.
|| × I talk really, really fast.
||✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (Well, not fresh, but for a smoker I don't have ridiculously skanky morning breath, either. That, and I brush my teeth.)
| × I have long hair.
|| × I have lost money in Las Vegas.
||✓ I have at least one sibling.
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
||✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
||✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
| × I like the way that I look.
||✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Probably. I don't know. I say a lot, and it's hard to be totally honest all the time. I should just take the fifth.)
||✓ I am usually pessimistic.
|✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
||✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
|| × I slept with a roommate.
|✓ I have a hidden talent.
|| × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
|| × I have a lot of friends.
|✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
|| × I enjoy talking on the phone.
|| × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
| × I love to shop and/or window shop.
|| × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
|✓ I have a mobile phone.
|| × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
||✓ I've rejected someone before.
| × I currently like/love someone.
|| × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
||✓ I want to have children in the future.
|✓ I have changed a diaper before.
|| × I've called the cops on a friend before.
|| × I'm not allergic to anything.
|✓ I have a lot to learn.
|| × I am shy around the opposite sex.
|| × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved.
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
|| × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
| × I own the "South Park" movie.
||✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I enjoy some country music.
|✓ I would die for my best friends.
||✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
|| × I have dated a close friend's ex. (I've dated an ex's ex. Close enough?)
|| × I am happy at this moment.
| × I'm obsessed with guys.
|| × Democrat.
|| × Republican.
| × I don't even know what I am.
|| × I am punk rockish.
||✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
| × I study for tests most of the time.
||✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I still use the two-loops technique, not the one.)
|| × I can work on a car.
| × I love my job(s).
|| × I am comfortable with who I am right now.
|| × I have more than just my ears pierced.
|✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
||✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (This is a far lamer story than it sounds, so I'll spare you.)
|| × I love sea turtles.
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
||✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
||✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.
|✓ I hate office jobs.
|| × I went to college out of state.
|| × I am adopted.
| × I am a pyro.
|| × I have thrown up from crying too much.
||✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
|✓ I fall for the worst people.
||✓ I adore bright colours.
|| × I usually like covers better than originals.
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
||✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
||✓ I can't whistle.
| × I have ridden/owned a horse. (I'm actually afraid of horses)
|| × I still have every journal I've ever written in.
|| × I talk in my sleep.
|✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
||✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
|| × I wear a toe ring.
|✓ I have a tattoo.
||✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
||✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
|✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
|| × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
||✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (I'm deathly allergic to wine)
||✓ I'm an artist.
||✓ I am ambidextrous.
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
||✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
||✓ I have terrible teeth. (Well, more like one huge, gaping flaw that makes it hard to notice that the rest of my teeth are pretty much okay. And they're pretty crooked.)
| × I hate my toes.
||✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
||✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries.
||✓ I am extremely flexible.
|| × I love hugs more than kisses.
|✓ I want to own my own business.
||✓ I smoke.
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
|✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
||✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
|| × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
|✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
||✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
||✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before.
||✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
||✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
| × I can't stand being alone.
||✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
|✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
||✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
|| × I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
| × I have travelled on more than one continent.
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
|| × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
| × I am a Libertarian.
||✓ I can speak more than one language.
||✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
|✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
||✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
| × I have no piercings.
||✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
||✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
|| × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
||✓ I like most animals better than most people.
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles.
|| × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
|| × I have hit someone with a dead fish.
|✓ I am compulsively honest.
|| × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
|| × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
|| × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
||✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
|✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
|| × I dislike milk.
||✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (Mostly at work. I work with food and I hate the thought of food stuff on my hands.)
|✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
||✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
||✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
|| × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
||✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
||✓ I don't like to chew gum.
|✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
||✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
|| × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
|| × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
||✓ I love to sing.
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
|| × I have a custom-built computer.
||✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
|| × I've gone skinny-dipping.
||✓ I've performed in three plays.
| × I enjoy burritos.
||✓ I'm Irish and loving it.
||✓ I have a thing for redheads.
| × I am a twin!
||✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
|| × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
|✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
|| × I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
||✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
|✓ I need more time to myself.
|| × I wish I was more open-minded.
||✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
|✓ I download songs from the internet.
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
||✓ I say random things to freak people out.
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
|| × I love playing Truth or Dare.
||✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
|✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
|| × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
|✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
|| × I can only hate someone that I love.
|| × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.