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A Guy Named Goo
aguynamedgoo
30 July 2006 @ 10:23 pm
Best E-mail Ever  
Okay, so my mother's an idiot. Only click the cut if you don't mind spoilers of the season finale of House and you want to point and laugh at my mother as well.


E-mail I just got from my mother:

"You could have told me House gets shot !

Holy Shit !

I was driving to New Hampshire yesterday and set up my computer in the
passenger seat, figure I would catch the last two episodes while
driving...Great idea right.

So I get just outside of Waterville and the show starts and I am driving and
watching , watching and driving ( 85 MPH ) then.....Bang !

I almost went off the road ! I was hollering OMG , he shot him ! He shot
House !

If I could have pulled someone else over and told them also , I think I
would have.

What a shock !

Love Mom"


Smooth move, Mom. ~_~
 
 
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eldritch thoughtform: Ten- o_Omanekikoneko on July 31st, 2006 02:44 am (UTC)
Is she sure she didn't almost go off the road because she was trying to watch a TV show in the passenger's seat while driving at 85mph?
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Samantha: [ EXP ] do you ever feel like a fruit?pyralisha on July 31st, 2006 03:21 am (UTC)
Hahaha.
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Neintales: mentalneintales on July 31st, 2006 04:35 am (UTC)
Just.. gotta say...

That LJ icon is hypnotizing. And adorable.
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Plotinus tl;dr Anon: rofl!mullenkamp on July 31st, 2006 05:24 am (UTC)
It makes me sad that everyone was all like "OMG HOUSE GOT SHOT!" while me and my sisters were like "HOUSE GOT SHOT BY CASEY JONES!"

Hahahaha, I don't even watch House, but when I heard who it was, that was what I thought too.

(Shoulda used a golf club or a hockey stick. :D)
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Plotinus tl;dr Anon: brokenbrainmullenkamp on July 31st, 2006 01:07 pm (UTC)
I don't like House. I tried. But I spent too much time in hospitals to be able to stand medical drama... especially when the main character is a doctor who's an absolute jerk. I had plenty like House (except for the part where they were completely incompetent in the end and now I have false instances of mental illness on my medical records thanks to their arrogance), and so every time I watched, I found myself wanting to lunge at him with a nice sharp object.
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ミッシェル: Gir the insane onembwun on July 31st, 2006 04:21 am (UTC)
I don't know where to start on what is wrong with that episode of stupdity in motion. And they say cell phones are a major distraction?
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Hachiko: OMG!eyesofbyakugan on July 31st, 2006 06:41 am (UTC)
Sounds like when I called my boyfriend during comercial breaks for that episode. He records the new eps to watch with his family (his Dad REFUSES to let him watch them without), but I called him during the breaks to warn him of popping nuts and blown out eyes. o_o Just because I know he'd get sick if he saw it.
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thirtyangelsdead: o_Oko0lchiki on July 31st, 2006 05:37 pm (UTC)
ROFLMAO. X_X


'm sorry, that's one of the funniest things I've ever heard :X
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A Guy Named Goo: House/Wilson pwned by everlynaguynamedgoo on July 31st, 2006 05:41 pm (UTC)
No, when I got it last night, I thought it was the funniest thing I'd seen in a long time, too. I laughed my ass off, and then had to share it.
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Jay Katreidesheir on September 26th, 2006 02:57 am (UTC)
*Smirk*
Parents are strange like that. My mom watches General Hospital religiously... and this one day I woke up and as I was walking to the bathroom I heard "I can't beleive that he's dead. That's terrible". And I run out and I'm like "Who's dead?" And she rolls her eyes and names some idiot on tv...so I know how you feel. It's just one of those typical WTF???!!??! Moments... and I like the GIR icon a while up. I'm suprised no one has asked me about mine yet...LOL. Oh well. Kewl story about yer MOM.
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