So I was reading my latest issue of MAD Magazine, and at the end there is one panel with House in it. (I scanned it if anyone wants to see.) So it occurred to me that House is popular, so MAD has probably spoofed it before. So I went onto their site to look at their archives, and sure enough, they did about a year ago. So what do I do? Go to an online comic shop and pay twice the cover price (including shipping) to order the issue.
Also, how to confuse the hell out of people at Best Buy:
Me: *Buying House Season Two on DVD.* Woman Cashing Me Out: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No, thanks. I thought I'd just wear it out. Woman: O_o Me: *Takes receipt and walks off calmly.*