That being said, and my position of not caring about the books now known, I hereby decree the following: this journal, and this entry in particular, is a Harry Potter Book 7 Spoiler Free-For-All. I want to know what happens, but I don't want to 1.) buy the book or 2.) wait months for a copy to grace my library shelves. I'd be a moron to think I could remain spoiler free for that long, and quite frankly, I really don't care enough to try to be. So I'm going the opposite route: squee, give away major plot details, write a detailed synopsis of the book from beginning to end, go crazy! I want to be able to talk about this book like I have read it without having to actually drudge through 800+ pages or beat small children for the privilege of doing so. Have fun!
SPOILERS ABOUND IN THE COMMENTS OF MY LJ. (Obviously.)