A Guy Named Goo (aguynamedgoo) wrote,
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HARRY POTTER. Now that I've got your attention...

First, saw Order of the Phoenix. It was confusing, disjointed, rushed, and nonsensical in that special way only movies that try to cram 600 pages into two hours can be. If you have never read the book or, like me, remember very little about the books because you're the last soul on the planet that could give or take Harry Potter, then you won't have a damn clue what's going on. But it's a very pretty mess!

That being said, and my position of not caring about the books now known, I hereby decree the following: this journal, and this entry in particular, is a Harry Potter Book 7 Spoiler Free-For-All. I want to know what happens, but I don't want to 1.) buy the book or 2.) wait months for a copy to grace my library shelves. I'd be a moron to think I could remain spoiler free for that long, and quite frankly, I really don't care enough to try to be. So I'm going the opposite route: squee, give away major plot details, write a detailed synopsis of the book from beginning to end, go crazy! I want to be able to talk about this book like I have read it without having to actually drudge through 800+ pages or beat small children for the privilege of doing so. Have fun!

SPOILERS ABOUND IN THE COMMENTS OF MY LJ. (Obviously.)
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