I went to enter CBC's summer contest because the secret word came up during Doctor Who tonight and it was Captain Jack, but apparently you can only enter if you're a resident of Canada, and technically, I'm not. Come on, I may as well be Canadian! I get the CBC on my basic cable package, don't I? For Christ's sake, Canada, get off your asses and annex Maine already! I'm sure the US won't put up much of a fight! Not when you gave us Alaska as a freebie, and there's oil to rape the land for there!
...this is what being lonely on the Internets does to me.