My new employer requires direct deposit, but I don't have a bank account because Bank of America screwed me over for $600.
And for some retarded-ass reason LJ won't let me use my layout anymore, so I don't have one anymore.
HOW ARE YOU?!
ETA: Well, at least the ElJay thing is fixed, it seems.
ETA: I celebrate my ElJay being fixed by changing my layout. I was in a Nine/Rose mood, not that I don't love Ten/Rose or Journey. I still have a Ten/Rose mood theme.