You are in an empty apartment. A computer is in one corner. It appears to have an internet connection. Obvious exits: E, W.
> Sit at computer.
You sit at the computer. It is already online, and there's an open IM client. You see a Goo.
> I can has Goo?
You can has. The Goo is warm and friendly.
jabberwockypie's most accurate summary of me ever:
You know Goo, sometimes you're kind of annoying, though generally you're pretty cool, but damn, you have good taste in TV shows.