Well, I got the kitchen cleaned up, took another shower, and my eyes don't hurt. The problem: my left eye still feels like there is something in it, and the white of my right eye looks distinctly orange. I'm gonna abuse a poll here, because I can:
Is this the kind of thing Goo should consult a doctor for?
Doctors suck. Don't bother.
Yeah, this is probably one of those kinds of things...