A Guy Named Goo (aguynamedgoo) wrote,
A Guy Named Goo

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Abusing a feature...

Funny little thing happened to me: I was making canned ravioli in the microwave. Picked it up. Dropped it. Now, if it had landed face down it would have just sucked. However, it landed face up. Sounds lucky, right? WRONG. Somehow, this caused the whole damn bowl to EXPLODE. While not a single ravioli came out, the sauce splashed everywhere: every inch of the kitchen floor, the kitchen table, the chairs, the microwave, the counters, and myself. I burnt my feet, hands, and face pretty bad, but more importantly, I GOT SCALDING HOT RAVIOLI IN MY FUCKING EYES. And it's kind of hard to wash your eyes out when you have hot ravioli all over your face and hands.

Well, I got the kitchen cleaned up, took another shower, and my eyes don't hurt. The problem: my left eye still feels like there is something in it, and the white of my right eye looks distinctly orange. I'm gonna abuse a poll here, because I can:

Is this the kind of thing Goo should consult a doctor for?

Doctors suck. Don't bother.
Yeah, this is probably one of those kinds of things...
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