Priest: Yes, this is Father *whatever* from *insert Church here*. I got a call on my voicemail and just hit return call.
Me: Um...I didn't call you. Maybe my grandmother did.
Priest: Is this Eastern Maine Hospital? I perform the last rites there.
Me: I think you've got the wrong number.
Priest: I just returned a call on my voice mail. Thanks anyway.
Now I am pretty spooked.