Integra: These crackers are hereby claimed in the name of the Queen and the Protestant faith!
*She examines the crackers*
Integra: Wait...these crackers have peanut butter. No one mentioned that. I declare them the property of the Hellsing Organisation!
Integra: But that is so much peanut butter. I hereby declare that these crackers are the property of me! And I don't share!
Integra: Thank you for feeding me these crackers, giant disembodied hand. They are exquisite.