A Guy Named Goo (aguynamedgoo) wrote,
A Guy Named Goo
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Good GOD I'm Bored

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you "Integra: Cracker Tyrant":


Act One:

Integra: These crackers are hereby claimed in the name of the Queen and the Protestant faith!
*She examines the crackers*
Integra: Wait...these crackers have peanut butter. No one mentioned that. I declare them the property of the Hellsing Organisation!
*Further examination*
Integra: But that is so much peanut butter. I hereby declare that these crackers are the property of me! And I don't share!

Act Two:

Integra: Thank you for feeding me these crackers, giant disembodied hand. They are exquisite.
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