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13 March 2005 @ 04:11 am
Da HORROR!  
I have been getting most of my Hellsing toys from an eBay story called tv*toys. So far I've got the Integra gashapon and just bought the Integra and Seras mini-busts and Seras gashapon through them. (Also try changing the store name to tv*toys*x and tv*toys*anime*girls to get more stuff they have for sale.) I have noticed so far, though, that all of their Integra toys call her "Integla", which I can let slide since that's just a translation error and just because they sell the toys doesn't mean they have to be familiar with the characters.

However, when I was looking at the desc of the mini-bust, I noticed something: they seem to think Integra is a male. Now looking at my gashapon, it is pretty hard to come to that conclusion. (She's pretty chesty in figure form. Not horribly so like Seras, but noticably.) This has brought me to only one conclusion:

Integla is Integra's evil male twin, out to wrench the organisation from her grasp! *Dramatic music* He was stashed away in America because he is PURE EVIL! But now the time is approaching where he will fight his twin to the death in a winner-take-all competition for the right to be the Hellsing heir!

And I think I just came up with a really bad parody Stu fic. ~_~
 
 
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Current Music: "Baba O'Rielly (Teenage Wasteland)" by the Who
 
 
 
夏树: blobnatsu_yuki on March 13th, 2005 02:40 am (UTC)
hahaha.. spin off parody.

Though the idea of an evil twin is pretty 'furuba'. XDXD

aw... but there will always be more ways of coming up with parodies.