However, when I was looking at the desc of the mini-bust, I noticed something: they seem to think Integra is a male. Now looking at my gashapon, it is pretty hard to come to that conclusion. (She's pretty chesty in figure form. Not horribly so like Seras, but noticably.) This has brought me to only one conclusion:
Integla is Integra's evil male twin, out to wrench the organisation from her grasp! *Dramatic music* He was stashed away in America because he is PURE EVIL! But now the time is approaching where he will fight his twin to the death in a winner-take-all competition for the right to be the Hellsing heir!
And I think I just came up with a really bad parody Stu fic. ~_~