So I buy some superglue and put the glasses and cigar on my Integra mini-bust, and I do a gorgeous job. You can't even tell I glued it on, and yet the pieces don't move even if I turn it upside down, and I do it without a single incident. I get so impressed with myself I even glue the cigar into the mouth of the figure, again to beautiful results. I start considering a career in building models.
Then go to put the glue away...and I glue my fingers together ~_~
My fingers are now detached and I am a couple layers of skin short now. I have paid for my hubris.