I have to give points to this one fanfic author for writing a Hellsing manga fic where she tries to connect Doc to Mengele, but at the same time...no, I don't have to. Aside from the fact that 1.) she sucks and 2.) everything else that's wrong with that, only I have the right to include references to Mengele in Hellsing manga fanfiction, dammit! Just like only I am allowed to use Elizabeth Bathory in Hellsing anime fanfiction! So says me!

*Got stuck in egotistical mode at some point this evening.*