Also, paraphrased conversations that prove that FMA has leached into my brain and, apparently, my body:
velvet_ropes: Well, if you do lose your right arm you could always get automail!
Me: I'm too much of a pussy for automail. But it takes a real man to admit he's a complete pussy.
Me: I found a site that has all the episodes of FMA. They said after the seeds are all gone they aren't seeding it anymore and they are taking down the torrent, but there are 98 seeds left so I'm not worried.
velvet_ropes: ...but it only takes one seed to get pregnant.
Me: OMG FMA KNOCKED ME UP!