A typical day for Edward Elric and Colonel Roy Mustang...
Roy: But despite your shortcomings-
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE TOY THAT YOU CAN PLAY WITH?!
That night, Edward Elric went to bed angry, and he had a dream...
Ed: WHO'S THE SHORT ONE NOW?! HUH?! SHORTY MCSHORT-SHORT!
(Partial credit for this scene goes to velvet_ropes, who originally came up with the concept while playing with my frightening toy collection.)
And now, for something totally different...
Ed Teaches Us How to Do the Time Warp!
o/` It's just a jump to the left...o/`
o/` And then a step to riiiight... o/`
o/` With your hands on your hips... o/`
o/` You bring your knees in tiiiight... o/`
o/` But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insaaaane... o/`
o/` Let's do the Time Warp again! o/`
Ed says "Bitch, please."