A long time ago, Mars (slytherinblack. At least, I think it was her. It might have been her friend, or it might have been me in a convo with her, but either way she's the name of note) convinced me that in fortune cookie "in bed" rule style, you can take any random RP interaction and add "and then they had sex", regardless of the lead-in, and it would work. And it does. Hell, you can do it to books and movies, too.
"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."
And then they had sex.
Admit it: now you are all going to be doing it. :P