Last night there was a standoff across the street from my house. Someone put a trailer there a while ago, and the cops have been visiting almost every weekend, but last night things seemed to come to a head. Percussion grenades, bullhorns, teargas, the works. The SWAT team was even there.

AND I SLEPT THROUGH THE WHOLE FUCKING THING.

Apparently it takes nothing short of a smack upside the head to get me to wake up.