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18 October 2005 @ 08:42 pm
The Best Order Confirmation EVER  
First, the sender of the e-mail was "CD Baby loves Jason" (my first name). Here is the contents of the e-mail confirming my order:

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Tuesday, October 18th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'. We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you once again,

Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby

EDIT: Er, I should add that while I will sing the praises of this company for years to come (they had a CD I have been looking for forever, it was really cheap, and they are funny) and I highly recommend shopping through them, they sell only independent music so you might have trouble finding...anything you've ever heard of. ^_^;
grey_and_blood on October 18th, 2005 05:46 pm (UTC)
I don't think I'll be able to look at this entry and not laugh my ass off everytime I see 'Order Confirmation' again XDDD *wipes away a tear*
slytherinblackslytherinblack on October 18th, 2005 07:23 pm (UTC)
[cracks up] I want to order from there just for that.