First, note that I skipped most of it. I was asleep, so I had a sign on my house that said "Person who lives here is sick and sleeping and has no candy" for most of the night (I was home alone). Earlier in the evening, when I was passing out candy, I was wearing a lab coat I wore to Otakon two years ago over my normal clothes. I was lighting a smoke as a group of kids approached, which lead to the following convo:
Kid: Trick or treat. Who are you supposed to be?
Me: *Without missing a beat* The surgeon general.
Yeah, I'm hilarious.
Also, I have had the RHPS soundtrack stuck in my head since yesterday. I blame deuceloosely.
And another egg:
Last one was candy corn. I suck.