The Bad: My tendonitis is flaring up with a bloody vengence. As a result, I am typing with one hand, which means Twelve Days of Ficmas is pushed back another day. But it will get done.

The Good: I found a really old can of Spaghetti-Os (with meatballs!) in the back of my cupboard! It's really old. It's still Franco-American (Campbells bought them out) and requires the aid of a can opener to open (new cans have the pull-tab thingy). Should I eat it? The bottom of the can says it expires July 2006. I'm eating it.